If you are looking for genuine nude photographs of Rihanna, you can stop looking. Apparently the photos you see of the partially nude light skinned babe IS NOT Umbrella star. So who is the babe in the photo? Stay tuned, I’ll let you know as soon as I get back from LA. It might be my ex-girlfriend; she loves posing as and impersonating Hollywood stars since her acting career has spiraled to the “D” list.

But enough about her, anyone think this is just a publicity stunt or potentially a scorned ex trying to get back at Rihanna? One thing is for sure her camp didn’t take to lightly to the photos.

Whew, how much can a girl take? Rihanna, if you are reading by blog, just know that if you need a true friend, CALL ME!

In the mean time peace to you all as we delve once again into the Celebrity Zone.